Note to Self

Dear Self,

    Next time you decide to try a trick that no one else can do, like jumping as high as you can from your knees into the air, please think twice about it.  You may end up landing on your pinkie finger and breaking it,  landing you in a cast. Also,  please be careful what you do almost exactly two years from now. It seems we have a pattern of breaking something on the right arm every other year in the fall.

Sincerely,
"Austin "

It makes for a great shooting device, though...